Ever hear the Dane Cook joke about "When you're not in love, everyone else seems to be in love. It's like walking by a party that you weren't invited to. You sigh and say aww, i wasn't invited to that party. but when you are in love you're like 'i've been at this party for 4 god damn years let me get out of here! Someone shit on the coats ( Read more... )

I wrote a song! A song taken from REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE! Not retarded fantasy! About a drug!

Yes!

Thank you appendix for rupturing and causing me to dive into a debilitating morphene addiction!

And now the weather...

I really needed to get out of las vegas... And travel across the country. Those 3 days on the road really REALLY helped me realize that there's more than bullshit in the world. There's actually gas stations where there's a LOW chance of you getting a gun pulled on you and you getting robbed. There is actually life growing out of the earth instead ( Read more... )

It's been so forever since I've typed into a freakin' livejournal. like forever. i guess I just broke up with Heather... I feel really really bad. Pretty much when she needed me most i needed alone time the most and i didn't want her to feel completely unwanted because there was a long spree of ignored calls in the next few days. I don't even know ( Read more... )

I'm going to Community College until I get enough credits to transfer to UNR. Wee!

You know... I had this plan. To take my get-rich-quick bullshit job ripping people off of their sanity and then I realized how big of a fucking black hole ACN is. It pretty much takes the people willing devote their blood, sweat, tears, and lives to make six figures by the time their 25 and die of ulcers by the time their 30 and makes them filthy ( Read more... )

I haven't posted in this for a million years or maybe more ( Read more... )

God Damn...

There's only one word to describe the last few days, wait, I lied.. No There really isn't one. Not at all ( Read more... )

Man! I am sick of the direction that my life is going. And normally I honestly hate people who say shit like that because they desperately need to change. It's unhealthy to hate your situation. plain and simple. But the only problem is I see SO MANY ways out, all of which are so close, yet so far away ( Read more... )