How are you doing today ( Read more... )

Dear LJ,

I'm sorry I have been cheating on you these past few months with that whore Facebook; I promise to put more effort into our relationship in future.

P.S. Going to continue cheating though, i like Facebook.

P.P.S. kiss-kiss!

Fioxy~~

Mew

I has it.

Though i'm feeling bizarrely chirpy despite not being able to talk properly. The pressure difference has also fucked with my head and am sat with a tissu jammed lovingly in my left nostril to stop a nosebleed.

I must be a right looker at the moment!

It's 1.30AM. I have work today ( Read more... )

It's officially better than you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8554388.stm

Take THAT everywhere else!

It's weird what you pick up ( Read more... )

So I was driving back from Hull and just going normally as you do then in my rear view mirror i see a rather impatient guy overtake the car behind. Now it's normal to see the odd impatient drivers on country roads but this one was quite special, as it sped up behind me I saw the distinct jawline that is an Aston-Martin. It was white. And the driver ( Read more... )

Okay so I was in Big Tesco today (AKA Hull. St. Stephens) shopping for lunch, a present for Spade's mum (as it's her birthday) and some dumbbells ( Read more... )

This is how to tell your Land Rover's apart and what roles they play in the family ( Read more... )