this website is hilarious if you're bored to tears and looking for a cheap laugh: Googlism.com. go there and type in your name, and the results are what google "thinks of you". *I know I'm a nerd,so sue me ( Read more... )

So, I had a right of passage. I turned the big ONE-EIGHT on the tenth. I'm used to being the young one and not being able to go anywhere, so I was pretty psyched at first. I got really wasted, my friends babysat me, i tried to dance but i was much too drunk to stand, I went to the garden at 2 a.m, bought a vibrator. I came, I saw, I went. Then...I ( Read more... )

"On May 21, 2003, Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, R-Colo., and five co-sponsors introduced H.J. Resolution 56, a resolution to amend the U.S. Constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman ( Read more... )