I have a Livejournal.

I also have a son.

OH MY GOD THE DRUMS ARE AMAZING.

The Kramer Wireless sucks. The songlist is, so far, unimpressive. Boss battles are a bunch of horseshit.

Would any of you have known it was Guy Fawkes Night last night had V for Vendetta not come out? If so, would any of you have even cared?

The vehicle I drive on deliveries breaks down at 2 and they still find a way to keep me at the store until 9!

I'm starting to hate this job with a passion.

I dare someone to make sense of this.* As far as I can tell, it's a DS game of some kind that features a guy riding a banana and the most awesome bear I've ever seen.

*I am fully aware of the context of the video. I've also watched it like seven times. that doesn't mean it makes SENSE.

Mother Nature is an abusive parent.

I want legal emancipation.

Today's fortune: "You can open doors with a combination of charm and patience."

Reply 1: "Wish I would've thought of that before I called a locksmith."
Reply 2: "So the solution to getting into a woman's bed is not to seduce her, but to seduce her bedroom door?"
Reply 3: "Don Juan, world's greatest car thief."

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I'm going to sue Extreme Pita for false advertising, and force them to change their name to "Adequate Pita", or "Alright But Nothing To Write Home About Pita".