Comments | lucael: Public Service Announcement

lucael

Public Service Announcement

Sep 15, 2006 03:18

If I am your friend, I will listen to you any time, YES, this includes 4am or 11pm or whenever you might be wondering about. I will do this happily, without bitching, and I will do my best to do it in a cheerful and at least semi-professional manner if the occasion so deserves. Otherwise, I reserve the right to be a sarcastic jerk, as is my normal ( Read more... )

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codecrow September 15 2006, 15:53:29 UTC

Can we order the sarcasm a la carte? Or do we have to order the whole package

lucael September 16 2006, 03:32:15 UTC

Actually, I provide sarcasm to all my clients, even walk-ins, free of charge, and with no strings attached!

I'm just that kind of guy.

Lucael

brave_antics September 15 2006, 21:53:04 UTC

Dude, you just gave WAY too many people carte blanche to call you at 4:00 in the morning. Are you SURE that was a good idea?

lucael September 16 2006, 03:35:00 UTC

I would LOVE to have someone wake me up at 4am. Among other things, it would mean I managed to fall asleep before then, a major victory. Of course, I've slept about ...um... 10 hours in the last 4 days? Is that right? Must be...

Anyway, yes, I am. :P

Lucael

eevieivy September 15 2006, 23:35:21 UTC

Heh. Don't tempt me to call you at four in the morning after I've been paged by the floor for the tenth time. ;)

lucael September 16 2006, 03:35:41 UTC

Tempt.

tempttempttempt...

:P
Lucael

silence395 September 16 2006, 01:28:03 UTC

You should be careful, man. Some of us are just going on our lunch break at 4am.

lucael September 16 2006, 03:38:01 UTC

As long as you remember that I am a main course; and not a side dish, I have no problems with it.

*plllbbbbbbttttt*

Lucael

monthly fees bellesansmerci September 16 2006, 02:48:51 UTC

I think my dad was late with your "friend" payment this month, so do I get these services pro-rated or are they suspended until you receive said payment?

Plus last time I called you didn't even recognize me. :P

So how are tricks, old man?

Re: monthly fees lucael September 16 2006, 03:45:15 UTC

Unlike the bastard phone companies, my services are not suspended for payment reasons. In fact, only serious breach-of-contract issues fuck things up. :)

Our phone makes almost everyone sound the same, plus my hearing is not what it once was. And you would not believe how many strange people call my house that I don't know. I've lost the ability to catalog them all.

Tricks? For me? Expensive, and very worth it. (Assuming I'm the one working.)

What's up with the old jokes? Did my hair go grey when I wasn't looking? Do I need a cane and everyone is just too polite to say so?

Sheesh. :)

Lucael