P.S. Why on earth would they enlist horses to help? Good intentions or not, they'd probably just step on stuff and make it worse. Maybe that's why they couldn't put him together. 'Cause they sent in the horses first, who trampled that shit into grains of eggshell, THEN they sent the men in to try to glue together eggshell-sand.
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Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
And all the king's horses and all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Your reality sucks at nursery rhymes.
But it's a lovely piece of prose.
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...but i'm glad you like the writing.
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