I use questions marks at the end of journal titles because I know they're stupid and obvious titles but I don't have any interest in coming up with alternate ones.  It's lazy.  Forgive me.

I spent my time housesitting as I normally do--playing with the dogs, walking them, reading law books, occasionally watching television and drinking excessively ( Read more... )

Given how much attention I get whenever I go somewhere alone, I'm seriously considering telling the guys who ask for my number to just meet me at a comedy show that I plan to attend instead.  I get to see them again (and assess whether I'd actually like to see them again) without the commitment of telling them any contact information for me, and ( Read more... )

For my birthday, I told my parents I wanted to go to Ohio . . . then I changed my mind and decided I'd rather go to Seattle.  After all, my favorite first year won't be graduating this semester, and many of the other people I cared about have already left.  Seattle, on the other hand, has both a Brian and a Connor in it.  And I still owe Brian a ( Read more... )

In other news, remember that time that I mentioned the English teacher (notmyEnglishteachersoit'scool) from my old high school that I slept with (ill-advisedly) once and that was fired for reasons unrelated to me ( Read more... )

Hey, so you know how sometimes, you go out to lunch with someone that you're into and it's like, the third or so time you've hung out, so now it's time to share all your "this could be a dealbreaker" secrets?  (I assume everyone does this.)

And then at the end you decide that . . .
even though they're older than you thought (yes, I did not bother to ( Read more... )

Been a while since I've posted.  Here's where I am ( Read more... )

I have them.

So I did follow up with that guy I met on the subway.  I sent him an email yesterday night.  He responded today.  And for the most part that was pleasant--he uses "u=you" and "ur=your shorthand," which I find irritating (it's vaguely acceptable in texts, particularly if you don't have a full keyboard, but it just looks awful in emails) ( Read more... )

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I may have inadvertently agreed to a date.   A friend/coworker of Dave's asked if I wanted to see Scott Pilgrim.  My natural answer was "yesyesyes."  He remarked that he had a ticket for a premiere or, more likely, a pre-screening and that I was welcome to be his plus-one.

This is not, in itself, problematic.  But his constant remarks to Dave ( Read more... )

Sending drunk messages to acquaintances is like prepping for Christmas.  I've just gone nuts on facebook, posting all over, and I know that I won't remember half of it (because of some combination of volume of messages, drunkenness, and exhaustion).  Which means that any response that I actually receive will just be gravy ( Read more... )