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[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone!
What: Waking up to the start of the AU, hurrah!
When: ....Now?
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: You wake up confused... disoriented. This isn't your house. This isn't your family! Just what is going on!?
Rating: Probably all over the map.

Probably comment-spam would be the easiest way to do it. Have fun kids |D

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house 6!

[threeswordsoul]

[Zoro rolls over in his sleep, and does not encounter an armful of sleeping Wife. Naturally, this doesn't cause him the slightest disturbance, seeing as how she's nearly always up before he is. Speaking of which, it's too early to be up, anyway - time for some more Z's.

Zzzzzz and shifting over again and - falling right off the edge of a way-too-narrow bed. Zoro blinks fuzzily, prone on the ground and still tangled in his sheets, then the room comes into focus.

It's not his. Well, his swords are right here, and as he looks around contemplatively from his low vantage point, he can see some random weights, boots, and bottles of booze stashed under his bed...hallmarks of his old bachelor pad, but not things that would be scattered around these days. (Except for the booze.) And the treacherous narrow bed is too small to comfortably share.

...Time-travel? Shifts throwing people around to random places? Zoro hauls himself up and snags his journal, flipping it open as he heads out of the room to see just where he's ended up, and to find

[markofthebrave]

[It's not long before she shows up. Her gaze flicks over him, assessing - you can never tell what these Shifts will do. Initial inspection satisfied, she smiles.]

Hey. Ready to go?

[threeswordsoul]

Yeah. [He leaves the rest of his stuff that mysteriously showed up with him in the house for now - the things he cares about are at his hip and in his ear.] We'd better, she doesn't like waiting.

[Which is true - his brisk pace as they set off doesn't have anything to do with his own desire to see her safely ashore. >_> Nooope.]

[markofthebrave]

[Katara matches his pace, not particularly liking to walk this fast but she can understand his urgency. She hadn't even known there was a boat out there.]

Is she the only one on the boat?

[threeswordsoul]

That's what she said. It's too big for one person to manage.

Re: house 6!

[oda_hates_me]

[In the living room, Zoro might hear from one of the other bedrooms, the drunken-like stumbling of a man still half-asleep; a man with a dirty mouth, as he nearly sets the wall on fire with his choice of words after stubbing his toe in the dark.]

Shitty fuckin-- oi, where the-- [The door crashes open, and Sanji, still robed in his pajamas, marches out, face quickly working into the picture of lividness. This? This is not his fuckin house.]

Miyabi! Elicia! Xi... on...? Eh? [Zoro's greeted by a flat stare when Sanji spots him, the man trailing off. Normally he'd have Choice Words for a Lost Swordsman (yes, he knows this is a shifting problem, shut up), but...

Sigh. He is tired and grumpy and WHERE ARE HIS KIDS? Grilling can wait] You. [Gesturing at the marimo] Oi, where is Nami? [He needs someone intelligent to speak with. B| You'd have tracked down your wife by now, right?]

.../places this before Nami answers for time-juggling purposes 8|a

[threeswordsoul]

[You yourself. B| Dropped in the same house as the cook, and as far as he can tell so far, only the cook. Great. Zoro shrugs a shoulder impatiently.] Not here. [Obviously. He looks into another room.

Then slides a look Sanji's way and, because he obviously didn't miss the earlier shouting, adds] None of your kids are here, either.

8|b 1/2

[oda_hates_me]

[There's a grumbling of "Yeah, no shit" as he shuffles for...

None of your kids are here, either.

Stopping dead in his steps, destination forgotten, frozen like a statue. Pause. Rewind.

None of your kids are here, either.

... Rewind.

None of your kids are here, either.

By which Zoro means, none of his children are in this house he's not supposed to be in, and if this is a shifting problem, stands to reason they aren't in their beds, but somewhere else Sanji doesn't know about.

... Okay, maybe that's not what the shithead was getting at. That's still what Sanji got out of it. And the sickening dread crossing over his face like a storm at sea might look eerily familiar if Zoro's ever seen the chef lose his shit.

Panic mode in 3, 2, 1...]

/sob 2/3 I'm sorry, he won't shut up

[oda_hates_me]

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?!

ELICIAAAAAAAAA. [Sprinting through the house, and he covers all rooms in approximately five seconds. Searching bears no fruit. More panicking is in order. And shirt-chewing]

Shit, Elicia's too young to be out by herself! And what if they were shifted into some shitty pervert's bed?!

...

[Or worse--]

... 3/4 I swear.

[oda_hates_me]

IF THAT SHITTY REDHEAD IS IN BED WITH MY XION -- [Luke, wherever you are, Sanji loves you. Really. Just not right now.]

Oh ho ho, don't think I'm gonna let this slide, kid. Even if it is a shift, when I find you...

u_u Done

[oda_hates_me]

I'll kill you.

[Dramatic. Silence.]

1/? LMAO XDDD

[threeswordsoul]

[...Ah, crap, he's about to go - maybe Zoro should've clarified - ]

[threeswordsoul]

Oi, listen, they're not -

[threeswordsoul]

[ - aaaaannd he's not listening. Zoro rubs a finger into his ear to recover from the initial parental shriek and steps out of the warpath as Sanji scours the house. Just - get it out of your system, okay.]

[threeswordsoul]

[...]

[threeswordsoul]

[You're embarrassing to be around, you know that?] Who the hell are you even talking to, moron?