That Sacred Arrangement....

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Who: wise_maiden and lists_to_port; We are leaving this log WIDE OPEN. So if you are family or friends, you are invited and may mingle or gossip or be all dressed up or get drunk or do the electric slide or WHAT HAVE YOU. Are there any Wedding Crashers in Luceti? Ha!
What: Wedding
When: Monday afternoon
Where: That spot with the lilacs by the river in that meadow west of

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[goldenglasses]

[Vash will show up and bring some extra flowers and a gift for the newlyweds. He'll behave himself during the ceremony... but after...

He might be just a little bit drunk.]

H-HERE'S tO THe n-NEW-Newly-weds!

[Just a little bit.]

[goldenglasses]

"I know, I have no idea how I managed to find someone so nice! And her butt is pretty cute too."

Huh, did he just say that out loud? No. He's pretty sure he only thought that.

[lists_to_port]

"But can she cook well, is the question? Because good food is highly important, is it not?" Food had always been one of the most direct ways to Jack's heart, after all.

[goldenglasses]

Jack's not the only one in Luceti that can be won over with good food. "Only the best cook in all of Luceti! Well, except maybe Sanji. You and Mrs. Sparrow should come over sometime and try her meatloaf!"

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"Perhaps we shall! We'll probably keep to ourselves, like, for a little while, her and me. Make up for lost time and all."

[goldenglasses]

That devilish grin slips easily back onto his face. "Oh, I understand. I completely understand."

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"Right. I'd best find her, now, lad. Continue to enjoy the drink, eh? But not too much."

[goldenglasses]

"AHAHAHA! I will!" With one last grin Vash yells loudly enough to be heard over the crowd.

"MANY LONG YEARS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE! AHAHAHAH!"

[lists_to_port]

And that loud cry confirmed what everyone had already suspected in their heart of hearts: that Vash the Stampede was the greatest wedding guest ever.