Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

Comments

[pigtailed_loli]

Cancer

- Your next Career: Unknown Graphic Novelist
- You're not the only one who thinks you're inadequate.
- Your paranoia is justified.
- It's as bad as you think.

[Anise blinks, startled, then promptly starts to tremble. Oh sweet Lorelei, this is probably some scheme by someone trying to kill her, right?]

All Days

[There's a new booth in the plaza! Too bad it looks very small and poorly maintained, as if the owner is ashamed of it. Anise will be sitting there for most of the afternoon, trying to get you to take a look at the fabulous comics she had drawn.]

[However, should you come closer to take a peek at her works of art, she'll immediately jump and get a deer-in-headlights look. fsudhfsdf leave her alone she's just a poor unknown graphic novelist she hasn't done any harm don't kill her please...!!!]

[itsaxingthing]

Well you did bring soup to me while I was sick, didn't you? [... no that he was that sick.]

[pigtailed_loli]

[Liaaaaaar.] Well...that was just...I mean, I think you're my friend! But am I your friend?

[itsaxingthing]

Continued here!

[its_rose_damnit]

[Dist is, blissfully, unaffected by this ridiculous experiment, and he's had the good fortune of being able to laugh at or troll everyone else who was affected. Finding Anise all alone at some unknown booth in the village square, however, was a little peculiar. He'd been avoiding her a little after the first experiment (ahjchd he acted like a complete imbecile around her...), but seeing the young lady looking scared and fidgety. Was she all right?]

Anise? What are you doing here, child?

[You shouldn't stand behind that rickety thing, it'll fall apart on top of you! And then Dist will have to dig you out. 8|]

[pigtailed_loli]

[Oh, it's Dist. He lives in the same house with her.]

[....He lives in the same house with her.]

[...]

Y-you! [Puffing up and pointing a finger right at you.] I bet you put insects under my bed or something!

[By the way, Dist, if you look down you might just see a page open with two people that look suspiciously like you and Peony kissing.]

1/? ahjdkf rei why would you even

[its_rose_damnit]

[Oh. well then. Dist pulls back, his concern forgotten in an instant. With a sneer, he lifts his head up and looks at Anise over the rim of his glasses. Insects under her bed? ...Not a bad idea, it was certainly tempting now that she said it, but Dist isn't a child. He wouldn't stoop down to that level.]

Hmph, I wouldn't play such a childish prank on someone unworthy of my ti--

[its_rose_damnit]

[WHAT.]

[its_rose_damnit]

[IS.]

[its_rose_damnit]

[THAT?!]

[its_rose_damnit]

YOU LITTLE--!

[Dist snatches up the drawing, revolted and furious, and begins tearing it to pieces. The tiniest pieces he can possibly produce bare-handed. When he's satisfied with the confetti he's produced, Dist slams his palms down on the poorly constructed table, leaning in dangerously.]

DONE

[its_rose_damnit]

WHAT KIND OF TRIPE ARE YOU TRYING TO PEDDLE YOU GREASY LITTLE MONGREL?!

[pigtailed_loli]

[Anise is shaking her head furiously and backing away, looking terrified.] You jerk! I worked hard on those! [She manages to squeak out.]

[Oh, and just so you know]

[The table might be wobbling a lot.]

[And making ominous creaking noises.]

[And starting to sag down a bit.]

[Surely, nothing to worry about, right?]

[its_rose_damnit]

[LOL NOPE.

Because Dist isn't paying any attention at all to the table, his fury directed entirely at Anise. Yeah, you better be terrified. Because Dist is so very not happy right now. In fact, he's holding back just grabbing her by the scruff of her clothes and hanging her from some place high up. By her pigtails.]

And just what were you working so hard on?! This garbage?! How dare you sully my name...my very image! Any other time I'd open fire on you, child, so feel lucky you're protected by your little friends here! Mark my words, Anise, if I find anything like this being distributed to anyone, I'll see to it that you're never heard from again!

[pigtailed_loli]

[Disto you have a serious problem. At any other time, Anise would climb on Tokunaga and squash you with your own creation. But right now she's on full-on 'coward' mode so you just get her cringing and trying to look tough while doing so.]

Booooo! It isn't even about you! Like anyone would make you the main character!

[its_rose_damnit]

[SAYS THE GIRL DRAWING SHOUNEN AI AND SHOWING IT OFF TO EVERYONE IN THE SQUARE. How old are you again? B| Dist glowers down at her, somewhere in the back of his mind very perturbed by her submissive behavior. He's very well aware how violent and thuggish she is, so seeing Anise only pretending to be tough is a little off-putting.

If he weren't so angry at her. Brat.]

As if I would want to be portrayed in such a way! By a child, no less! I highly suggest you change your hobby, Anise, to one more fitting than...this.

[He sneers, flicking a bit of the prior confetti in her face. How dare she!]