Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

Comments

[pigtailed_loli]

Cancer

- Your next Career: Unknown Graphic Novelist
- You're not the only one who thinks you're inadequate.
- Your paranoia is justified.
- It's as bad as you think.

[Anise blinks, startled, then promptly starts to tremble. Oh sweet Lorelei, this is probably some scheme by someone trying to kill her, right?]

All Days

[There's a new booth in the plaza! Too bad it looks very small and poorly maintained, as if the owner is ashamed of it. Anise will be sitting there for most of the afternoon, trying to get you to take a look at the fabulous comics she had drawn.]

[However, should you come closer to take a peek at her works of art, she'll immediately jump and get a deer-in-headlights look. fsudhfsdf leave her alone she's just a poor unknown graphic novelist she hasn't done any harm don't kill her please...!!!]

[pigtailed_loli]

[Anise flinches away from the shredded paper, before half-heartedly sticking out her tongue at you.]

Fine! Emperor Peony breaks up with you anyway and marries me! Who'd want to be stuck with a ungrateful jerk like you?

[She claps both hands over her mouth, horrified. Had she gone too far?]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Nah, that line was crossed earlier, but that doesn't mean Dist can't still get mad. Anise is such a little twerp. If she weren't acting like such a scared little doe (which is highly suspect, mind you), Dist would probably have already backhanded her for drawing what she did, and making fun of him so. Lucky for her, however, Dist still considers the girl his friend of sorts...deep down.]

You--! Is that what this is about?! Some sort of demented fantasy so you could illustrate your desires for that ignorant swine?! If that's the case, then I ask that that you leave me out of it! My beautiful self is not to be paired with such a imbecile as Peony!

[pigtailed_loli]

[See, she'd apologize, but you're being a Jerk.]

Ohhh? Then who does your 'beautiful self' have to be paired with? A bug?

[its_rose_damnit]

[Oh, you little--! Maybe he really should have poisoned you during that one experiment. However, Dist just draws back, crosses his arms, and sneers down at Anise.]

That has a certain sort of appeal to it, actually... Much rather an insect than that lecherous fool. In fact, a greedy little worm like yourself would be perfect for him! You're half a rappig yourself, wallowing amongst rubbish such as this. [Anothe flick of paper in her direction.] Perhaps peony will lavish you with affection, and gift you with a nice collar.

[pigtailed_loli]

Fine! I bet you'll die old and alone! [Too angry to be wary.] Nobody would even notice you're gone because everyone hates you! [She grabs some of the scraps herself and flings them into his face.]

[its_rose_damnit]

[Dist narrows his eyes, and purses his lips after Anise has her little tantrum. It seems like he's about to say something, from the way he's glaring and his shoulders are shaking very slightly, but...he does not. Dist merely exhales slowly, stiffens his posture, and turns to leave after adjusting his glasses.

Here's not here to argue with a child. Not over something that especially. He already knows that if he did die, not many would mind it. Nephry, perhaps, and even that imbecile, but...not many more than that. And even Peony would get over it with some other distraction.

Tch. He was prepared to die at the Tower of rem, to join the Professor...and he couldn't even get that from the wicked thing called life. He doesn't care, though. What good is it to argue the value of one's life? It's just not worth it in the long run...so he'll let Anise win this time.

Good day, Miss Tatlin.]

Sometime Monday Afternoon

[dun_measure_up]

[Well, you've caught some attention, little artist.]

You draw these, Sugar?

[Ambles up, looking curious and maybe a little interested.]

[pigtailed_loli]

[Whoa, big scary guy coming up. Anise shrinks back a bit.]

Yep, I started drawing...[uh, when was it again?] I don't remember, actually! But I only set up this stall here today!

[dun_measure_up]

[At 4'10", he's really not that scary is he? Okay, probably...]

Well, I'm pretty new around here myself. You mind if I take a look?

[pigtailed_loli]

[...Wow, she's taller than you! But you're taller than 3 feet so you're still scary.]

Not at all! Go ahead! [She shoves a few random pages towards you then shrinks back again.] So, what's your name?

[dun_measure_up]

[Not at all uncommon.]

Hmm.

[He looks over them carefully. He has no eye for comics, which means they must, by default, be excellent. Or something.]

Kid I know, well, he ain't here, but I always get him something for Christmas, you know. Since folk say it's almost December anyway, thought maybe I'd look around, see what there was. Think maybe he'd like this. You ain't objecting to that, are you? He's, oh, 10 or so.

[Note: Even if he was looking at porn of some kind, he'd still probably be asking; not always the best father figure there could be, here]

[pigtailed_loli]

[It's not porn! It's mostly just a pretty cute comic about a schoolgirl (who looks suspiciously like Anise) fighting evil and making money. Although there *are* some pages of two guys kissing. Even if said guys in question don't really look like guys :|b ]

Christmas? What's that?

[dun_measure_up]

Celebration where you foist expensive gifts on everyone you care about because some people brought gold to a baby once.

[He's not a fan, can you tell?]

But the kid likes comics, so. Er. Well, there ain't no money or anything in this place, so what are you getting paid with, Sugar?

[pigtailed_loli]

Sounds weird! [Although getting expensive gifts for no reason is always good <3 ]

[...]

Wait, paid? You actually want this?

[dun_measure_up]

[Jason shrugs a little. Comics are comics are comics; movies are better.]

Well, maybe, Sugar. It's something unique. He wouldn't have anything like it.