Event Log - Horoscopes!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone
What: That's your horoscope for today ♪
When: November 25th-30th
Where: Anywhere you want!
Summary: The event has begun, and- oh, you guys know the drill 8|
Rating: ???

The horoscopes have appeared on the journals, the effects are in place, and just about everyone is acting a little bit... quirky, shall we say

Comments

[mirrorbirth]

Capricorn:
• There's no substitute for unbridled laziness.
• Truth may be perception, but you're just a freaking liar.
• Shave your head.
• You've always been committed to being yourself. Stop it.

[On the 25th, no one but Luke will see hide or hair of Asch (unless they drop by). He'll be in bed. Sleeping all day. Not moving. Yeeeep.

The 2nd day, he will (reluctantly) get out of bed, and he'll even say he's happy to be up. But that's where the lies begin.

The 3rd day, the lying continues, but he's wandering around the village, searching for a good place to... cut his hair. And he's really doing it! He totally is! He just... needs someone around to see it happen. It'll be great! He'll change, he really will! You can't stop him!

(Please for the love of god someone stop him.)

And assuming he is stopped - or left unnoticed - the hair will have to stay. ...Tied up in a bun at the base of his neck, that is.

Because on the 4th day (and every day after until it's over) he's wearing this. After all, he's changed.]

[chiisaichou]

[Miyabi sees what she thinks is a blade aimed for some part of her body, and reflexively drops her box of sweets in favor of readying her sword - one hand holding the scabbard and the other on the hilt. But, when she sees the person on the other end, she lowers her stance and just stares, also irritated.

Jerk made her drop her peach buns. B| She crouches down, picking them up and hoping there's at least one to save.]

You almost hit me! Or worse! What are you even doing walking around with...sc-scissors...?

[Wat.]

[mirrorbirth]

[ALL THE BETTER TO STAB YOU WITH MY- okay no.

Asch just looks unimpressed, pretty much as unmoved by her anger as a man could be. (Best brother ever, right.)]

I'm going to cut my hair. You'll watch, right?

1/2

[chiisaichou]

[WORST BROTHER. Be glad she loves you as much as she does

And Miyabi would have been mad had Asch's words not made her freeze completely, and drop every single thing she had picked up before. What...even... She heard wrong, right? Th-This was some kind of weird, strange, hideous dream...right? ;A;

Her wide eyes stare forward, then travel back to Asch, then the scissors and...ohgods no!]

WHAAAAT?!

2/2

[chiisaichou]

You can't cut your hair! [She won't let you.] Why would you even want to cut your hair, you've taken such good care of it! G-Give me those scissors! If it's just a trim, or evening out the ends, I'll do it for you!

[But you're not chopping it all off.]

[mirrorbirth]

Just a trim won't do. It all has to go.

[He'd be shaving it if he knew a damn thing about razors. But sharp blades being used around his head makes him ridiculously uncomfortable.]

[chiisaichou]

[Asch has lost his mind. Fact. Miyabi gapes, mouth open like a fish out of water, and then closes it, opens it... The words she spits out come out far too quickly, and she's reaching for those scissors before Asch does irreparable damage. Give them here.]

But why?!

[mirrorbirth]

Why do I need a reason? It's my hair, so I can cut it when I want to.

[He pulls the scissors away from her hand, eyes narrowing. What's she so fussy about?]

1/2

[chiisaichou]

[Well, he does have a point. It was Asch's hair and Miyabi shouldn't interfere if he wanted to cut it. It wasn't her place to say or do anything otherwise.]

2/2

[chiisaichou]

[...

Yeah, no. :|

Sorry, Asch, but drastic times call for drastic measures. Miyabi jumps forward very suddenly trying to grab the scissors from Asch's hands, standing on her tiptoes if she must. Don't make her wrestle you, man. She may be small, but she's feisty.]

[mirrorbirth]

[Asch's brows lift abruptly at the sudden attack, and he lifts his arm to try and keep the scissors out of her reach, grateful that he's taller than her and can thus avoid the theft. Though she is awfully persistent...]

What the hell is your problem!?

[chiisaichou]

[CURSE YOU AND YOUR NEAR FOOT HEIGHT DIFFERENCE.

Miyabi stands on her tiptoes, glaring at him and waving her hand to try and grab the scissors out of his hand, bracing herself with a hand on Asch's shoulder. Does she have to step on your foot or something, man? SHE WILL DO IT.

...No, she's content to hang off your arm an inch or so off the ground. My, aren't you strong? |D]

There's something wrong with you! You'd never cut your hair willingly! So give me the scissors right now! I don't want to hurt you!

[mirrorbirth]

[Miyabi you are grating terribly on the nerves okay 8| He tries shaking his arm - and her with it - but she has quite the grip. Dammit, fine, he'll at least lower his arm so her weight isn't completely on it. Brat.]

Miyabi, get off! I'm going to do this!

[chiisaichou]

[You haven't seen anything yet. 8| Miyabi wiggles hilariously when he shakes his arm, but does not let go. She's also still reaching for the scissors, tugging at Asch's shirt or any article of clothing to pull his arm down and closer to her awaiting hands. SHE WILL WIN THIS BATTLE SHE IS PERSISTENT.]

You look fine the way you are! You'll thank me when you aren't crazy! [All her strength! PULLING! x|!]

[mirrorbirth]

[Oh my god she is ridiculous, what is she doing...

She can pull all she likes, but she's not making much progress. With his other hand he reaches over to grab the back of her collar, trying to pull her away.]

I'll look fine with short hair too! Just look at Luke!

1/2

[chiisaichou]

[Yeah go ahead and choke your sister, Asch, gj. :| Miyabi makes a squeaky nyah! sound, and her grip loosens for a second before it tightens and she waves his hand off with her free one. Let go of that, you stupid--!

Wait...wait. What's this about looking like Luke now?

. . .

Oh please, please, tell her that's not what this is about.]