Do you ever take stock in astrology, Lucetians? Ever look up at that sky and wonder if Mars is in the fifth house, and what that means for your love life?
Well, wonder no more. Because our event for this month is going to be all about horoscopes!
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This horoscope for her, though --
Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it.
-- could lead to all sorts of shenanigans. *eyebrow waggle* *wow did I really just do that*
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I'm already going to hell for other reasons, so this comment will probably have me going to jail, instead
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One of his most popular pairings is with Buffy and so is guaranteed to shut my mind down. Take a nice head start to escape the authorities.
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Selphie is sooooooo not a Cancer. :S
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You will find a turtle in your laundry
Next Career: Satanic Guidance Counselor
A kangaroo will play a pivotal role in the weekend
You need a pet. Go ask someone to pet you.
So if your character wants to pet her while she wears a Kangaroo outfit on the weekends, or wants really terrible advice that implores others to sin, she's your girl o/
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In no particular order:
-Face facts, you are a hilarious drunk.
-Believe everything you read.
-Your next career: Sad Clown Painter.
-Truth may be perception, but you're just a freaking liar.
In other words, Paprika is going to be a drunk, gullible, lying, sad clown painter for this event.
SHENANIGANS AHOY.
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-It's been years. Go ahead, expose yourself in public again.
-Two words: Blunt Trauma
-Yep, it's contagious.
-A sneeze will nearly cripple you tomorrow.
-Duck!
/is horrible
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I also got: The spider that bit you in your sleep was radioactive and you now have super powers. Go try them out!
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EVEN IF IT'S ONLY FOR A DAY OR A WEEK OR SO
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