horoscope says: "This is going to be a strange, significant day. Make the most of it!"

[lucetimods]

Do you ever take stock in astrology, Lucetians? Ever look up at that sky and wonder if Mars is in the fifth house, and what that means for your love life?

Well, wonder no more. Because our event for this month is going to be all about horoscopes!

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Mizuno Ami/Mercury, a Virgo

[no_use_running]

1. Put yourself out there. She will be much more outgoing. Possibly invading personal space.

2. Your lucky number is imaginary. She will go way overboard with the math, yo. Because this is too hilarious not to. Expect ALL THE MATH.

3. All your furniture has moved one inch to the left. Sorry, Usa; she's rearranging everything in the house. Everything.

4. Your next Career: Sketch Artist. Aww, she gets it from her daddy. She will totally set up in the village square or something. ♥

[consultmybooks]

Well, Giles and Ami get on well when she's more outgoing. And he sucks at math. And art. Possibly this will be good for them.

[no_use_running]

It'll be hilarious. Because I'm not even just talking social. I'm talking right up in everyone's business. XD

[consultmybooks]

To be fair, you also need to make her utterly unable to take a hint in the process. Otherwise it's too easy to escape!

[bernardelli]

Alright, so I went with Aries for Meryl because of the one traits list I have. Here's what ended up happening:

' Tighten the caps on all your medication.
The hardest part is ahead. Stay home and rest.
Tomorrow brings more soup.
You thought everyone forgot about it but they didn't.'

... So, I guess the her bedroom is getting flooded with soup.

[goldenglasses]

I didn't do it. *points to Wolfwood and tries to slide away*

[bernardelli]

Gor once,she can't possibly blame it on him.

But according to her other readings, she's going to be incredibly paranoid. So maybe she can after all.

[goldenglasses]

Initial projections

[saltprince]

godbent (Leo)
- Your every fleeting thought is a pearl
- Your fun side comes out in obscene ways
- Clear your browser history
- There are bodies in your trunk

generalflirt (Gemini)
- Your best friend just called you a loser
- It's not a tumor
- Buy a box of fake eyeballs. You'll thanks us later
- You miss the toilet more than you think

flameson (Capricorn)
- Your next Career: Ventriloquist
- Just go sleep on the couch tonight. You don't want to know why
- There is someone living in your walls. And he's pissed
- They know about the hamsters

neoslaying I will decide on soon enough because I need to confer with Shikki about Harth (twins and all). Ideally, I would like to play this subtly, which naturally means a few things are going to need to have some cooperation from other people. That is to say, I'd like my characters to not have their actions manipulated too much personally, but for "fate" to conspire to fulfill some of the prophecies listed here. So if anyone has offers to help me do that it would be excellent.

[dragons_peak]

Your best friend just called you a loser

but this is normal

Unless you want it to happen all the time that is

Nuke's Dweebs

[not_meatbuns]

not_meatbuns
Sign: Cancer

A drinking problem would make you more interesting. • You aren't as attractive as your driver's license indicates. • Your next Career: Roadkill Cleanup Enforcement • Don't wear sunscreen this month.

Okay, obviously the first one is getting done. Who's up for cosplay? >>

I AM NOT SURE about the second two, but if anyone wants to jump in, let me know. Also, the not as attractive part will probably manifest as Litchi without makeup. NIGHTMARES.

kineticcajun
Sign: Scorpio? idek, but the results were great.

Don't worry, it doesn't make you gay. • There is someone living in your walls. And he's pissed. • Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts. • Your dementia finally gets you somewhere.

I believe the gayness and the donuts have serious potential when combined, but we'll see.

Also, I am totally including somebody living in the wall. Anybody want to actually be in there? XD

[bernardelli]

Maybe it's predicting a love affair with Vash.

[not_meatbuns]

Oh god.

Vash/Gambit OTP?

[bernardelli]

I can dig it.

[lightningcute]

the stars told me to shut up too. :( let's go do shots at good spirits to forget about it

[lightningcute]

IDK

BUT LET'S GO FIND OUT

I'M SURE NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THIS ESCAPADE