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horoscope says: "This is going to be a strange, significant day. Make the most of it!"

Nov 21, 2011 01:06

Do you ever take stock in astrology, Lucetians? Ever look up at that sky and wonder if Mars is in the fifth house, and what that means for your love life?

Well, wonder no more. Because our event for this month is going to be all about horoscopes!

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Rachel silpheeding November 21 2011, 01:53:00 UTC

Thank you BlazBlue for giving everyone official birthdays... October 31st makes Rachel a Scorpio, so her's what I got:
- Chewing gum will save your life this week.
- Two words: Blunt Trauma
- Keep a close eye on your bank balance today, which shouldn't be hard given that you're nearly broke.
- There's no one else like you, thank God.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHENANIGANS THESE COULD LEAD TO BUT SURELY THEY CAN LEAD TO SOMETHING RIGHT???

Vil-people corrinesbell November 21 2011, 01:54:55 UTC

I will put them here so I don't get all confused-like.

Tsubaki & Mokou witchsgame November 21 2011, 01:59:50 UTC

Tsubaki / Scorpio
- The termites in your skull are making more noise than ever this week.
- Your smile scares children
- You will surrender to mediocrity.
- You're not a cannibal, you're just curious.

Mokou / Aries
- Next Career: Satanic Guidance Counselor
- Failure is certainly an option.
- Your favorite cousin wants to sleep with you.
- Your organs will be harvested and marketed as souvenirs to the Xeaibobia Tribe of New Guinea.

I was actually going to post the arsonist's intro today, but I will wait for the event to start, to do so. Perfecto.

but oh god all of these are horrible and wonderful at the same time

Kaze's Failures ahappylie November 21 2011, 02:00:22 UTC

Japan - Aquarius
• Seriously? You're wearing that?
• Buy a box of fake eyeballs. You'll thanks us later.
• The goat will become increasingly important.
• Your appearance provides amusement to hundreds every day.

It's random cosplay time for Japan - only it'll probably mostly involve maid outfits and random things like that. Maid outfits, goats and fake eyeballs apparently.

Okita Souji - Cancer
• You will be asked to dance by a stranger wearing a sandwich board.
• Adopt a chicken.
• Your next Career: Pet Therapist
• Run! For God's sake, RUN!
So who wants to be a stranger and who wants to have their pets be consulted by a jaded nine year old?

ahappylie November 21 2011, 02:27:08 UTC

Beat - Aries
• You need a pet. Go ask someone to pet you.
• Two words: Evil Dwarf
• Don't worry, it doesn't make you gay.
• Believe everything you read.

Grell - Scorpio
• Your next Career: Drunk
• Baked goods are in abundance.
• Face facts, you are a hilarious drunk.
• Your hair is plotting against you again.

neverplaysfair November 21 2011, 03:05:23 UTC

Don't worry, it doesn't make you gay.

I think it is high time Joshua convinced Beat to try on a skirt.

ahappylie November 21 2011, 03:47:31 UTC

FFFFFFF LET'S DO IT.

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Angus' jerks ten_ofspades November 21 2011, 02:02:29 UTC

ten_ofspades (Aries)
-You will contract an illness that's more irritating than dangerous.
-Your aura is dim. Have it checked.
-All is not lost. But most of it is.
-Stop smoking. Or start. Whichever you're not doing.

gearsandcola (Pisces)
-Big success and crushing failure this week!
-The termites in your skull are making more noise than ever this week.
-Breathe less.
-Yeah, you're probably gay.

... well this should be interesting. |D