Look at my background image, Weasley! Look, I've got your sexy wife as my background image! What do you think about that? ;)

Oh, the fun I'm having harassing arthurweasley! *Smiles evilly* You know, Molly Weasley isn't that bad. I find her rather attractive, actually, though a little on the plump side. The bigger the butter the harder my nutter! But that's alright. In fact, that's to be expected after having seven kids, all of whom are extremely buh fugly, I must say (no wait....with ( Read more... )

Bought a dog today. Ugliest thing I've ever seen, really. I've named it Ratchet!

That muggle loving, flea-bitten, tragically poor, red headed freak Arthur Weasley has gotten a journal. arthurweasley. This could be fun. Harassing him in the electronic world. I could sooooo kick his ass/arse? at Nintendo! Well, muggles, at least there's one (and only one, mind you) thing I like about you: the ability to create such an interesting service as ( Read more... )

Sent Draco his Firebolt. He was whining about wanting to drop Science but I told him not to. Keep your friends close and Rob Base closer, is what I told him. Yep, that's what I said. I told him three times actually. A good motto to live by. That's why I like it so much. It's something you can just say a lot.
That nasty little slut Granger is in ( Read more... )

Narcissa has found out about my "lovers in a dangerous time" tape and is threatening to divorce me. I wonder how Draco will take it. I haven't spoken to him in a long time. Perhaps I'll send him an owl tomorrow. I could send him a cake. Meanwhile, my life has become quite boring I must say. Narcissa is a constant nag. Is it any wonder I seek other ( Read more... )

As much as I hate muggles, well, the women do serve...a purpose *smirk*. I suppose I should be ashamed of myself to admit I enjoy using muggle and mudblood women as models for my manga drawings.

I cannot believe that ridiculous house elf I used to own, Dobby, has a journal as well. dobbytheelf. What is this world coming to? Sometimes I dream of what might ( Read more... )

Why am I doing this stupid muggle journal? I'm just curious to see how many pathetic mudbloods and muggles actually keep an online journal. I can't believe Draco and Narcissa have one. I could really go for some KFC. Anyway, I am Lucius Malfoy, a pureblood wizard. I'm a big supporter of Man. U, and I hate mudbloods and muggles and spots. Oh, and ( Read more... )