Today I bought a shirt that says, "YOU BIATCH!" I spent the rest of the day looking for a fabric store so I could buy a comma iron/magic-on. Now my shirt says, "YOU, BIATCH ( Read more... )

Harry Potter is not a good child and I think Dumbledore should kick his ass out of Hogwarts. I mean he is always getting into trouble. Why doesn't my kid, Draco, get to do more. I wish I went to Hogwarts. Sometimes I think about taking a polyjuice potion and sneeking into hogwarts as a first year so i could get sorted, but you know thios time i ( Read more... )

Arthur Weasley was all up in my business at the Ministry today. By the way, I have misplaced my pillbox. If you find it return it to Lucius Malfoy @ Malfoy Manor. If you ring the doorbell and no one answers drop it in the letter slot, where the owls drop letters into that slot. Bam! I will give a reward but I won't tell you how much cuz then you ( Read more... )

So bloody bored. Why do I even keep this ridiculous muggle device? Oh, right. To torment Arthur Weasley over the "internet". Neither Arthur nor Molly has posted an entry in months. The last one being about the Wizard's Duel Weasley and I were supposed to have. Like the coward he is, he never showed up. Blamed it on the Ministry. Said he had " ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm still alive for those of you wondering where I was.

How interesting. My stepdaughter sashya contacted me the other day. I do hope she comes to the Manor for a visit. My life has been dreadfully boring lately. No mudlboods to harass, no women to sleep with....no Master to serve. It has been so long since he's called for me. I do hope he knows that I am a faithful servant, and I will never ever do anything ( Read more... )

Its been awhile since I've updated. Anyone miss me? *smirk* Thats ok; I didn't miss any of you either. But since you insist on reading my journal, I will tell you where I've been. I've been having the time of my life with that little black girl I mentioned last time. It was amazing. I was able to sneak her into the castle and my stupid silly drunk ( Read more... )

I'm amused. I suppose I should be insulted, but the whole situation is just too damn funny in my opinion. As well as pathetic. You see, Narcissa got drunk the other night and slept with Vincent Crabbe. Its too funny to be insulting really. I mean, does she honestly think she can get even with me by sleeping with him? Seriously. What in the world ( Read more... )

I've taken Molly off my background. Why? Like any of you really care. And speaking of Molly.....no, I'd better not say. Lets just say I gave her a nice surprise today. ;)

(in the ass)

by which I mean the surprise.

It was an in the ass sort of surprise. In a sexual way. Sex dans l'ass! Merci. Au revoir. Ooh la la. Bidet. Chevrolet. French

voldemort has a journal! But, most unfortunately, he does not update anymore. That's what happens when you are blown up into fetushood. So what's new in my life? Well, I ran into the very healthy Molly Weasley yesterday in Diagon Alley. Started flirting with her. Of course, at this point she is mortally offended that I would think I could lure her away from ( Read more... )