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some amusing quotes i pulled from textsfromlastnight.com
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
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Glad to see your being a lady about this
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but ( Read more... )
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he said he didn't have a condom.
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and you said?
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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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