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[lucydanger]

Hipster chick: Hey, what do you do when Pikachu won't get on a bus?
Thug: I dunno.
Hipster chick: You poke him on! Get it? Like Pokemon?
Thug: No, then he would thunderstrike you.
Hipster chick: [Silence.]
Thug: He's an electric type, you know?

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overheard in new york keeps me alive

[giurassic]

Little boy stabbing balloon man with a balloon sword: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Balloon man: Goodbye! Be good, everyone!
Little boy, still stabbing: Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!

Re: overheard in new york keeps me alive

[lucydanger]

except when you're reading it, and laugh, and then realize that the idiot quoted is you!!!

that's happened to me 2, and a questionable third, times.

[redheadeddemon]

That right there is magic.