Working girl #1: So, I've decided I'm going to get a tattoo of dolphins around my belly button.
Working girl #2: But if you get pregnant, won't they look like... whales?

All afternoon, I've been thinking about kittens. I wish I had a little white kitten here. I am trying to clean my room and pack to go to the city, and not really doing it.

Conductor: This is West Fourth Street. Transfer is available to the A, C, E, F, and V trains.
Four-year-old girl: Mommy, he doesn't sing his ABCs right.
Mom: That's because he didn't go to college.

--A train

I am looking forward to being in New York.

Hipster chick: Hey, what do you do when Pikachu won't get on a bus?
Thug: I dunno.
Hipster chick: You poke him on! Get it? Like Pokemon?
Thug: No, then he would thunderstrike you.
Hipster chick: [Silence.]
Thug: He's an electric type, you know?

well, i had a (relatively) great crit, although everyone ignored the paintings i really wanted to hear about and talked about the blah, blah, provocative ones ( Read more... )

Color has taken possession of me; no longer do I have to chase after it. I know that it has hold of me forever... Color and I are one. I am a painter.

- Paul Klee

i think tonight I'm going to go to bed early, like in half an hour!

i need to escape from the internet's clutches
I love the internet

i wish i had a tv, that's what yer supposed to do while sick

OK so tomorrow i'll be back in new york and i'm excited. and i get to live in my new upper east side apartment. it's about the size of a shoebox but a cute shoebox. besides the shoebox is in a nice neighborhood ( Read more... )

i've got a nasty hangover, i'm supposed to be packing for my flight home later today, all i want to do is lay in bed and moan... everything is bleak.