Goodbye, Mitch Hedberg ( Read more... )

http://www.pnmj.org/0032205_curing_obesity.asp

Anyone ever seen GATTACA?
"By offering such a highly effective form of birth control freely to men who, by clinical diagnosis, have been deemed genetically inferior to the normalized median of homo sapien development, such a ( Read more... )

So, the dorms suck and Denton rules ( Read more... )

The Beast - 3/7/05 ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I will update with new poetry.

OMGShockedface. I know.

You are


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I have a job. I'm working on campus at the Survey Research Center. $6.50 an hour to call people during dinner. No dress code, no dealing with customers in person, no food, no teamwork, no realism, no unconstitutional drug tests, and I make my own schedule. Oh, and there's a couple hot gamer guys up there. Sawheet ( Read more... )

Your Boobies' Names Are: Beavis and Butthead

Get your own Boobie Names

People date me because I'm cute. Rad.
But why do I date people?

It's not correct on the wedding date either. Who gets married in February?

http://www.eacourier.com/articles/2005/02/01/news/news01.txt

If a tree falls in the forest, and it's the Fourth Amendment... does it make a sound?