Call me picky or whatever, but a cake box mix, a tub of whippit, and two types of booze do not constitute an actual recipe. Argh.

Seriously people.

Next up it'll be a recipe on "home made spaghetti" involving ready-made sauce, ready-made meatballs, and some pasta.

In continuation of the "little old ladies that kick ass" trend: "86 year old widow finds a burglar in her kitchen, and beats him with her walking stick until he cries. Police die laughing."

That lady kicks so much ass, someone should make a comic book of her. She'd be an awesome superhero. Nobody would suspect her, like an elderly Clark Kent. XD;

Because I couldn't have put it better myself: "An unemployed 47-year-old spinster who's never been married and lives with her cats goes on Britain's Got Talent and rocks the fucking house."

I'll be honest guys. I cried. Yes I did. a little

I want to be that cool when I'm that old. The spinster, unmarried, and living with cats bit at this point ( Read more... )

So they're out! And sitting in a little black box on my coffee table. The nurse was rather amused by my level of enthusiasm when she asked me if I wanted to see/keep them. :D ( Read more... )

Getting wisdom teeth pulled out now.

Wish me luck!

It's 3:26am, and I just found out that Fullmetal Alchemist 2 airs tonight at 4am. Someone linked KeyHole TV, a program that streams Japanese TV stations live ( Read more... )

GUESS WHO GOT INTO WESTERN AND NIPPISSING?

YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! XD

I can stop planning to elope to Japan now, and instead focus on which one of those two I wanna go to. But I got in! WOO! (Western sent the BIG envelope. I love big envelopes.)

THANK YOU UNIVERSE! ♥

Let me update now while I have the semblance of free time ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday riizu!

I hope you have a wonderful, happy, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day. ♥

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