Entry #B-5: "Bonus"

[luke_l_lawliet]

Curiouser and curiouser.

Je suis confus, for true.

Who sent me a Christmas present? Because I do not adhere to the religious or traditional principles integral to the holiday, I opened it early. The tag said... "Thought you could do with being given a present. Merry Christmas." What is that supposed to mean? I am not lonely. I...Anyway. It is

Comments

[girl_albatross]

Robots. Sensors. Singing. Blue. Cardboard?

It's Christmas?

[luke_l_lawliet]

Oui.

Or, at least, it will be soon.

Japanese

[chibi_raito]

Did you know there is a robot in our home? It's creepy...

Re: Japanese

[luke_l_lawliet]

Yes, I know. It is a Christmas present for me from someone with way too much time on their hands.

Re: Japanese

[chibi_raito]

Hmmm...

Well, it doesn't do much...so we have time on our hands too....You don't like checkers much, do you?

If you teach me how to play chess, I'll play with you. I'd like to learn!

[5secondgirl]

Wait, someone gave you a massive robot and a kid?

[luke_l_lawliet]

Lucky me, right?

Apparently. That seems to be the case.

[5secondgirl]

huh, yeah I guess someone up there really loves you.

You know I could understand giving you one or the other but the combination is just odd.

[againsttherules]

So you've got an anonymous present, too? And--and a child? They better not leave some brat with me.

I'd say "'tis the season", but none of it makes any fucking sense.