"remain close to a toilet as multiple bowel movements may occur"

LOL

gasp whew

reminder to self to never do a "cleanse".

Wow ( Read more... )

monday ( Read more... )

does anyone understand the concept of e equals m c squared ( Read more... )

Her voice was sex ( Read more... )

ha ha how ridiculous ( Read more... )

how fun ( Read more... )

so i have been incredibly busy this entire weekend ( Read more... )

Totally ridiculous game, but I want to sire some vampires. Apparently, my online biological clock is ticking. Do guys have those?

So my curfew is midnight. which is ridiculous. in high school, my curfew was two o'clock. I am twenty-one, and I have to be home by midnight. ridiculous ( Read more... )