Is not a good candidate for president. You like weed, we get it. You're not funny when you say Kucinich '08.

This is my Graduation Speech ( Read more... )

It will watch you sleep ( Read more... )

"Look, Mommy. Look at him ( Read more... )

I almost got in a vehicular accident today. Slick roads, cold, bad drivers. Not a good mix. Jerk slammed on his brakes in front of me, about 20 feet ahead, I hit mine, slid stopped about a foot, half a foot behind him. The van behind me went off the road, stopped parallel to me. I drive a Geo, it would have been crushed by a Sienna ( Read more... )

Don Lumberjedi (6:35:56 PM): I like ABC. It is a better network than FOX ( Read more... )

My AP European teacher, Dr. Beasely, is a Unicorn! HE'S A UNICORN! He has the horn and everything. I think he is the last one. He was probably turned into a human by a magician as a way to escape a death during his quest to save the other unicorns. I feel it is my duty to help him in this adventure ( Read more... )

An update! Hey guys this goes out to EVERYONE even the INTERNETS ( Read more... )

"Internet Poem Log, 1/18" by Sam

Don Lumberjedi (11:52:24 PM): I prefer kissable lips over DSL
Don Lumberjedi (11:52:42 PM): I prefer Confederate uniforms over Union
Don Lumberjedi (11:52:54 PM): I prefer potassium vitamins over bananas
Don Lumberjedi (11:53:09 PM): I prefer japanese over Chinese
paisan obryan (11:53:16 PM): no preference there
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Tonight's performance was awesome! If you missed it, then

CAESURA!

A NIGHT OF ONE ACTS!

8 PM, ECHHS Black Box, FREE (but please donate!)

IT IS HI-FUCKING-LARIOUS!