On my way to the post office today I saw Meatloaf shoveling the sidewalk. I swear, it was him. A couple houses down there was a little snow man with a penis. I'm pretty sure it was made out of a papertowel roll thingy that was unraveled at the end to make it look like a head. I laughed out loud alone in my car. Times like that make me wish ( Read more... )

So...I come back up this weekend to find out that I've been accused of plagiarism regarding one of my poems that was published in the Central Review. I wrote "Response to an honest thank you to the awakener" in response to a poem submitted in class by a friend. I changed the title to "Response" after she asked me to because she said she didn't ( Read more... )

The poetry reading went well. Chris introduced me with "Next up is Tiffany...I don't really know what to say about her. I guess...I met her this year and I wish I would have met her 3 years ago." That made me all blushy on top of how I was a bit nervous anyways. Everyone said I didn't stammer or look nervous at all though, so I feel good about ( Read more... )

for the hot boy who works at java city...the one i have been secretly admiring since last year ( Read more... )

I think it's just wonderful that one week a guy will treat you like you're all he ever wanted and then the next act as if you don't exist. It's humorous to me and at the same time, really fucking annoying. It's been a reoccurring practice amongst guys that I've took the time to care about. Jason was the king of this strategy. Brendan told me he ( Read more... )

I'm a bit wacky sometimes in the morning and think I'm really funny ( Read more... )

I woke up late this morning to head over to work and turn in my time sheet. I got ready really quick and then went out to my car to find it blocked in by the insulation semi again. So I had to walk to Anspach in the snow really quick. When I got there I wasn't really in the best mood ( Read more... )

Tonight I rented some movies, Pride and Prejudice and War and Peace. The latter was boring and I shut it off shortly into it. I should have expected such a long book to make a boring movie, though Audrey Hepburn played Natasha Rostova. I still loved the book though.

Pride and Prejudice on the other hand was so wonderful. I think it was nearly ( Read more... )

I think everyone should use sugar cubes in their tea more often. I think the world would be a happier place. But don't do the Russian thing where you hold the cube in your teeth because it's bad for them ( Read more... )

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