[Kelmis seems innocent enough, just a black chocobo chick with adorable on his side. However, it's a clever little bird and while his owner is dead to the world, waddles out of Ceodore's bedroom to inspect the rest of the house. On finding the front door slightly ajar, it's little beak pushes through the crack. FREEDOM!
So good morning, Luceti!
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Wait, bird? Coming oh so willingly through the kitty door?!
...oboy.
Hey little guy, you're being treated to the sight of the business end of the mighty hunting buttwiggle kitty. WHAT WILL YOU DO?]
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Kelmis! Get out of there! There's a cat!!
[He'd really prefer his pet not become kitty snack, no matter how big a pain he's being right now. Unfortunately the stupid bird just ignores Ceodore and continues waddling in, not even paying attention to the cat.]
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Hold on, wait, did some two legs just call to this bird?! Aw man...!
With the grace and physics-breaking ability that only a cat can master, Foot manages to flick her tail enough in mid-jump to make herself land beside the little black chick instead of on top of it. She gives a slightly exasperated 'mew', glancing back towards the pet door, chicobo forgotten for the second.]
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Get back here! C'mon!
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CRASH! There goes a decorative table in the hallway before the little critter goes running out the front door.
...The little bugger.
Selphie bounds down the stairs, throws on her boots and winter gear before dashing back upstairs. She throws open the door to Ceodore's room, proceeds to climb over the boyfriend (that might be a foot in your gut Ceoderp) before the girlfriend thrusts open the window, clambers onto the roof and shouts...]
STOP THAT CHICOBO!!!
[Before proceeding to leap off the roof because that's just how Selphie rolls.]
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And then he hears Selphie's shout and looks up, eyes wide. Collision, Y/n?]
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Jerked awake in a painful way, he sits up, only to see his girlfriend going out the window.]
SELPHIE?!
[Ceodore jumps out of bed and rushes to the window in time to see her dive to the ground. For a split second he considers going out the window after her, realizes it's insane, and grabs his boots and coat before stumbling down the stairs to go after her.]
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She'll proceed to haul herself and Frey up before racing after at Kelmis.]
KEEP UP SLOWPOKES!
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Hey! Carbuncle, stop!
[Terra tries to catch her, but the bird leaps to the snow-covered ground, sprinting toward the other chicobo.]
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[Ceodore's sprinting behind his own chicobo who's not really obeying his owner as much as being very curious about the other chicobo in the area. Kelmis waddles over to Carbuncle and warks loudly.]
Whoa! There's two of them!
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You got one as a Christmas present, too?
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Yeah. Wasn't quite sure what that holiday was about other than gifts.
I think they're making friends.
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Hey, Kelmis! Knock that off!
Uh, sorry about that...
[Tug tug WARK! Even a scolding won't deter the curious bird.]
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[The chicobo gets doubly excited, jumping a few inches off the ground and flapping his wings trying to get up to the goodies.]
Sorry he's being so rude. Kelmis, quit it!
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Ah! L-let go, you... giant bird!
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Hey Kelmis! Turn her loose! That's not food you dummy!
[Darned thing has a determined beakful. Ceodore will probably have to pry the bird's mouth open to free her.]
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[Wincing as Kelmis takes another experimental chomp, she reaches out to try to force his beak open. Not exactly the safest thing to do, but she's got nimble fingers.]
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[Ceodore grabs the bird, and tries to help free her hair. Kelmis doesn't nip for it but he makes a series of protesting noises as a result. Loud ones.]
Hush! You're going to wake the whole village.
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