Oh for fucks sake. I am never going to buy a Canon printer again. The fucking thing deliberately wastes ink so you buy more of it. It requires the print heads cleaned every single day. AGH.

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Am I bofered?
Am I bofered?
Do I look bofered?
Am I bofered?
But am I bofered?
Am I bofered?
But do I look bofered tho?

I SHALL NOT BE THWART

Quote of the day: "where as really a 4-pack of cuppa soup loosens any bra!"

All life is born from darkness. Every joy, each smile. Shadows are the soil for the soul.

Teehee, Prince Charles is a gaymo! :D

He did something naughty with his Number One Man.

I'm going to be hung for Treason!

Christina Agawhoowhoo:

A) Cannot sing.

B) Is ugly.

C) Is a third-rate whore.

D) Has no identifiable talent or purpose. Other than showing her mons pubis.

So why?

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Just a final note to say that I've moved most people over to my new journal, and you can add me back on that one if you want to stay in touch. :)