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[lunch_boks]

i fucking hate working at stop n shop. theres this one manager who is really old and senile and walks around the store singing in italian. loudly. he told me to take all the carts outside and vacuum the floor, which took forever because people were trying to use the doors. he bitched at me for taking to long, and i told him this was stupid and

Comments

[ryanjxf]

but you know what the great thing about america is, chris? at any given moment, in a pinch, you can always go somewhere and buy mints.

[lunch_boks]

i demand to be minty! do you deny me freshmaker!?!?

[philcunes]

unless you are made of mint. i which case, you should rub shit in your armpits so that you can throw people off.

[lunch_boks]

but if i were made of mint, i would already be minty. conundrum!