Here's the number of a doctor who will look at it for you:

http://www.ratemds.com/doctor-ratings/66735/ON/Simcoe/Delhi/Thorogood

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band name: dr. goya and the cola champagnes.

my face is numb.

so... yeah.

i have $400 of non-refundable money on my meal plan with a week left in school.

actually, i had $400.

i'm not sure how much i have now.

what i do know is that i now have 8 lbs of gummy bears stacked like a wall between me and my keyboard ( Read more... )

doctor, we have a heart beat.

12:00 a.m. - I get home from Rhode Island. Cousin Ben is going to Afghanistan ( Read more... )

I'M PHIL. UNNGHH. I'm PHIL AND I'M BIG AND OBESE AND COVERED IN PUSTULES AND CHICKEN FAT. I FRY UP SO NICE.

today i checked through my stool again with a fork like the doctor said but that damn matchbox jeep still hasn't turned up. i think i found a rear view window though. or maybe that was just a sunflower seed.

20.

Today marks the day where every bodily cell that I've had since birth has been replaced with a completely new one.

A completely new person.

"And so we beat on, boats against the current, born on again ceaselessly into the past."

In the same underwear we were wearing yesterday.