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i am going to forcibly reverse your gender. -
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and i'm danc-in-like-i've-nev-er-danced-be-FORE-e-YOR!!!
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what is the deal with painful genital amputations anyway?
i mean, seriously.
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oh, come on.
like you haven't had one. -
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woke up the morning after the pukefest 2005 and nobody was here.
like it never happened...
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happy birthday to me!
joyeux anniversaire à moi!
today i turned 599,184,000 seconds old, but i'm told i don't look a second over 567,648,000.
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shit. i forgot about leap years.
*recalculates*
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so i was leaving my dorm room to go grab a cherry coke when i noticed that someone had decided to fill a box of nabisco grahams with wet plaster and throw it at my door ( Read more... )
