1. Grab the nearest book ( Read more... )

(in c minor)

i'll have
one gray day but
hold the beef
with a
little miss and a
side of grief
i'll take
two pills to
calm me down
i'll get
one job in this
ugly town

(repeat)

awake again at sunset
like a demon from a cave,
nightfall seemed to greet him,
it's simple silent slave
devoid of heaven's knowledge
like a creature from the grave.

he gulped his medications fast
in multiples of ten
then stared up at the starlit night
and smiled now and then...
thinking that he never cared
to see the sun again.

sip the cold brandy,
my daughter, my sweet julia,
dah kitty done pooped.

me nose! she bleeds!

He found himself lost in panic and self-loathing as he hung limply about the white porcelain bowl. Even as his body continued to perspire, he could feel his sweat turning to cool vapor; a transient lightness that contrasted the gaseous eruptions from within. It was then that the convulsions began; horrible, inescapable pain only further accented by ( Read more... )

sometimes i think there's no future out there that's right for me.

other times i think i'd make a delicious butter spread.

today, i'm taking a nap.

i think i'm developing a peptic ulcer.

sweet jesus!

metal gear solid: 3 came out today! why didn't i know this?!?

why did i waste my money on LOTR: third age?!?

DAMN YOU PENNY ARCADE! DAMN YOU GABE! YOU LURED ME IN WITH YOUR SCREEN SHOTS OF SIN (ew... that could be easily misinterpreted.)!

LIES! LIIIIIIIIIES I SAY!!!

there was a fire in my building last weekend. me and julia went out to get food and when we came back like twenty minutes later there were at least six fire trucks and sixty people parked outside the dorm. apparently some kid on the 'healthy choices' floor (drug free = way to be) lit his mattress on fire and threw it out a second story window into ( Read more... )