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[philcunes]

I'M PHIL. UNNGHH. I'm PHIL AND I'M BIG AND OBESE AND COVERED IN PUSTULES AND CHICKEN FAT. I FRY UP SO NICE.

today i checked through my stool again with a fork like the doctor said but that damn matchbox jeep still hasn't turned up. i think i found a rear view window though. or maybe that was just a sunflower seed.

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[flambukey]

you smell like cabbage.

[shishi]

just for future reference, i wrote this behind phil's damn back and i am frankly horrified that no one can tell the difference.