Ignore drunk toy. We all know what an idiot he can be. Sober toy makes happy dance at the caring folks.

i hate every one of you and hope you all die in a fire. there. im drunk, beligerent and full of semen. fuck every one of you who dont bother to contact me in this hell i dug for myself. its not like i deserve the grace of your presense, so i really shouldnt complain. you can all pretned you missed me and crave my magnificent penis when i get ( Read more... )

Three tests left. probably out of here in two fridays. hopefully. dont take me up on that one. i fucking love you all. and i would let most of you put it in my butt. <3

Dude. I'm going to Okinawa, Japan. Holy fucking shit, jesus titty fucking christ. Just thought you'd all like to know that. I'll bring ya back something.

-lovetoy

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I wont lie, im not the happiest little toy in the world, but my heart is still pumping, im still breathing and so is she. we will both be just fine. she has all her friends to go to, and i have my own means, and my beautiful family, who have never stopped being there for me. she never stopped either, and i aim to do the same ( Read more... )

Throw some candy in the schoolyard,
Watch the children gather round,
Throw a clip in your machine gun,
Mow the little fuckers down.

Just to let ya'll know I've learned SOMETHING here. ;)

Guess what, kids? Alive and well. got a dixie cup full of quarters and a pool table with my name on it. ten minutes of interent time left. lame ( Read more... )

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And I'd beat an old lady for a can of tinactin. lucky theres some in the bathroom. i'm gonna go kill a little ozone and the shit that lives on my feet, then piss all over myself in the shower.

a little advice, kids. change your fucking socks.