A vactioning couple got shot in Ocala national forest last weekend. They havent found the suspect. Theyll probably keep looking for a month, even though there'll be thousands of people there and the idiot responsible has likely already left the state. I had a vague feeling they make these things up so there a constant presence of 6-up every year ( Read more... )

Camden ( Read more... )

Love is never a matter of property, contrary to popular belief. I am no one's "boyfriend", she is no ones "girlfriend", because this implies some sort of ownership, though we both use the terms for the sheer convienence of it. ask yourself: when was the last time you used this medium without the burden of predicting your kindreds' responses? ( Read more... )

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Holy fucking shit. Jesus tittying fucking christ. Mother Mary miscarried. That shit's hilarious.

....thats it. i want some breastmilk. does anyone know where i can get ahold of some real fresh cambodian breastmilk?

another day's ( Read more... )

+Put on an extra sweater instead of complaining how cold it is ( Read more... )

Been itchin to get a move-on for a while, and that while has come. I'm moving to Savannah for the next few months, in with my boy Agent Smith-Hale. Quitting my job, selling Roland (fifty bucks to some dude at work) and packing what little shit i need in that awesome sack crizzack gave me. Chris says he'll take me down to Camden every weekend ( ( Read more... )

Rolands rack and pinion is fucked up. Im going to put him down real soon. Funny that his monkier had a problem with arthritis, and my car has some stiff fucking joints.

Aint no rheumutiz, nig.

Maybe dad has a car i can borrow for a while.

Oh, and, YOU'RE NOT PRETTY. Put some clothes on. I love you guys.

I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO COLLEGE,

I made my first post in gasmask today, hope someone enjoys it.

I awoke at 2:58 this morning, and the irony is that I couldnt get back to sleep.

For anyone that cares or doesnt know already, the lawsuit was settled, and progressive accepted the mininum of 25k.

Im still pretty bald, thinking of going under the bic again, but i think ill wait til ( Read more... )