i hate buck and mccarver so much i can't even watch the world series. mccarver babbles on meanderingly like one of my dementia patients and buck takes smarmy to new levels ( Read more... )

i promised myself i'd stay away from the sports media in general, but my dreamworld hot stove started heating up not long after, you know, The Thing happened, and i couldn't resist a peek at a jersey paper:

It wasn't until someone else asked about, oh, you know, playing center field at Yankee Stadium, that Beltran cracked a smile ( Read more... )

THE CURSE OF ENRIQUE WILSON

JUUUUUUUNE

:D

on the radio all i hear are champagne bottles clinking and boyish shrieking and

scotty's voice is all trembly!

interview guy: he got you in the face!
scotty: yeah. again.

swing, and get up, get up, get up baby! rolen gives the cardinals a 4 to 2 lead! lifting, lifting it to cardinals nation!

thank you saint louis cardinals, for helping me remember what The Baseball Feelings mean, in what's been a bitter bitter few days...

fuck you list: people blaming mo, people screaming trade javy, trade gordon, trade quantrill ( Read more... )

Seven years ago I became a Christian, and tonight God did something amazing for me. I tried to be as tough as I could, and do it my way, Game 1, and I think we all saw how that turned out. I knew that I wasn't going to be able to do this alone. And I prayed as hard as I could. I didn't pray to get a win or to make great pitches. I just prayed for ( Read more... )

what the wise mister cliff said:

...the Red Sox 86 years of misery has not come exclusively at the hands of the Yankees. Sure the Yankees beat them out for the pennant on the final day of the 1949 season, beat them in a one game playoff after a tremendous comeback in the standings in 1978 and defeated them in the 1999 and 2003 ALCS. But the ( Read more... )

three outs away from a sweep to... to probably what is the most embarrassing team-wide display of grabbing your ankles as i have ever seen?

pass the valium, please.

dear 2004 new york yankees ( Read more... )