background: i work on the dementia "neighborhood" of a long term care facility, and over the course of my days gather colorful arrays of conversation, ranging from childlike to profane to profound to disturbing ( Read more... )

Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand/left-hand? The story of good and evil? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of ( Read more... )

the jabberwocky's off the backs of those who shall not be named. now what? i admit i've long been curious about the impact of winning on the culture of its minions, and how evil empire lite will maneuver this offseason.

speaking of offseason - finally! i can concentrate on that instead of being distracted by these pesky interleague games.

excuse me, but when did the bodies of the world beating st louis cardinals become inhabited by the same soul sucking space aliens that sabotaged the yankees hopes? rude.

i didn't catch the tom hanks thing.

lord. if jimmy stewart rose from the dead and rallied the nation from faneuil hall i wouldn't bat an eyelash.

It didn't help that America's prom king, Tom Hanks himself, showed up on TV tonight to declare his love for the Red Sox. "I'm an American," said Hanks. "There's nothing wrong with the city of St. ( Read more... )

found at the best website ever, overheard in new york:

Statler: My kid just told me he's making the ultimate sacrifice.
Waldorf: Really?
Statler: He told me that it'd be okay for the Red Sox to beat the Yankees, as long as George Bush loses the election.
Waldorf: My god.

--14th Street YMCA

sometimes i hate the internet.

but mostly, i love it.

edited to add the latter linked post:
Fuck you, FRONTRUNNERS ( Read more... )

i'm glad someone else sees it. from redbird nation:

As much as the Sox impressed me as batsman, they impressed me far less as gentlemen. I know, I know, gentlemanliness is a quaint notion nowadays, but what was with that slide into second by Orlando Cabrera, when he came up elbow-first? (Thank God Reggie Sanders reprimanded him the next inning.) ( Read more... )

some bits in the daily news, going from great ( Read more... )

dearest baby jesus,

i know you're not normally down for this, but would i ever like to lick that yadier molina...

mmph,
jennifer