I'm only updating to further procrastinate writing my paper that's due in two hours ( Read more... )

My cheek is so swollen. Like I'm some sort of freakish cheek fiend from outer space. Soon parents will hold their children just a little tighter as I pass them by on the sidewalk, to protect them from The Cheek.

Fucking oral surgery.

I continue to feel like an asshole for all the insects I have destroyed in my lifetime through cruel and unusual methods ( Read more... )

This morning, while waiting for a train in North Station, I decided to waste a bit of time and get a tea and breakfast sandwich from Dunkin Donuts. However, I noticed that the Dunkin Donuts in North Station was completely stuffed with commuters clambering to grab a coffee and sprint to the office. So I decided to cross the street to the other ( Read more... )

Microsoft Word recovered this from whenever I wrote it. I don't remember when that was, and it's really not finished, but what the hey ( Read more... )

>< Crash = shit.

>< What's with the music during acceptance speeches?

>< Thank you for respecting all Oscar winners this year by allowing them to have their moment on stage. Everyone winner deserves it.

>< I really hope Jon Stewart is invited to host again, though I don't know the likelihood of that happening. He was fantastic.

>< Is it me, or ( Read more... )