Brighton isn't as nice as I'd remembered.

I have to move somewhere else now.

From the cab home I saw two people walking to a pirate fancy-dress party, and it felt good to be back.

hannah #2 you should post more

Today I was teaching 'hobbies and pastimes' to some 14-year-olds, and I got them to invent their own sports or hobbies, and they came up with 'beat the hedgehog' and 'destroy the raspberries with a hammer'. The majority of them also listed one of their favourite hobbies as sleep. I kind of liked them.

Things to remember for doing stand-up comedy

- do a bit about how if mobile phones continue to get smaller, they will soon become comedically small

Things to remember for doing stand-up comedy

- do a bit about how you always lose socks in the dryer
- do a bit about how women always take longer to get ready than they say they are going to take
- do a bit about how the current popular trend is dumb

You know what's uninteresting to me?

Your dreams. Shut up I don't care.

There was some graffiti around the corner from me that said 'ART IS CRAP', but they've like, painted a mural over it of a tree.

This is now my favourite:


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Sometimes I want to collect photos of myself pointing at things in a disinterested manner.

Sometimes when I see people list their interests as longwinded sentences, in order to be the only person with that interest, I want to add all their interests to my interests to spoil it for them.