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[lupus_venibit]

Sweet mother. Just when I thought things couldn't get any more cruel.
Poor Sirius.
Poor me, also, because now not only does one of my friends have breasts but the other is now a person we loathe don't agree with on many many many points and a greasy git.
Poor Sirius.

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[prongs_deer]

Hey hey, what's this "poor Sirius" business? All's fair in prank wars!

[lupus_venibit]

That's true. But still, James, you turned him into Snape. Didn't you think that one of him was enough?
And don't worry, James, if he does something cruel and unusual to you, you'll get a "poor James"
Though I would like to see what he has planned for retaliation for this one.

[prongs_deer]

I hate to admit it, but I'm interested too. Somehow I see this being painful.

And yes, one Snivellus was more than enough, but I couldn't think of who else I could turn him into and piss him off more without turning him into his own mother. -snicker-

Finally figured out how to get the breasts off, too. My whole chest feels so much lighter now that they're gone. I almost miss them. NOT.

[lupus_venibit]

Interesting, yes. Painful, most definately. If I were you, I'd be putting protective charms on anything I didn't want to lose, if you catch my drift.
Though I've never had the pleasure of meeting Sirius' mother, I have met some of his other charming family members, and I must thank you on behalf of the entire Tower for not turning him into anything like that.
And good, about losing your breasts, because I think that waking up with Snape in the bed to my left and a man with breasts in the bed on my right was doing some permanent mental damage.