The Daily Prophet is a piece of shite rag and if any idiots reading this decide to get ideas from it, you'll have another thing coming. Trust me on that.

[Private to MWPP; written during Charms, during which more is observed about Lily Evans's exact hair color than about spells]

Why, again, can I not tell Lily about the animagi thing?

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It took eight days to get a detention this year - I must be rusty. On the other hand, maybe I'm just better at stealth. Let's go with that, shall we?

Oh, and I told Moaning Myrtle that Snivellus fancies her like mad. If she asks, anyone, keep that going.

[Private to MWPP, written during a detention instead of doing lines]

I was thinking, because ( Read more... )

Mum and Dad took us to Diagon Alley this morning, and I think I got more from Gambol and Jape's than from the bookshop, but it's not as though I've got any hard courses this year. I got a new collar for Quaffle-the-best-crup-ever, a ball for other unmentionable canines, boring stuff like robes and potions rubbish, and, the crowning glory of all ( Read more... )

OOC Note: Nothing after this point counts anymore, but I'm keeping it for the heck of it. Clean slate from here on, okay? Okay.

The post came in. Mum won't stop jigging about the kitchen and Dad's going to crack my shoulder if he keeps clapping it. It's all very loud.

What exactly does Head Boy do?

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Back to Devon next week and not a moment too soon. I have Very Important Business.

I'm willing to bet fifty Galleons that it's Freckles and Moony as head girl and boy next year. Any takers?

Right, quick lesson in Quidditch etiquette and common sense to whoever was watching practice this morning and decided to help:

DON'T BAT ANOTHER FUCKING BLUDGER ONTO THE PITCH. Robins got a broken arm and the bloody thing nearly took my head off.

Fucking wanker.

I saw Gideon Prewett skulking about the second floor earlier today. He was all dodgy and whatnot, asked if I'd seen Edgar, which of course I haven't, as I'm not mental enough to try and take Arithmancy (no offence, Edgar). Looked sort of peaky. Wonder what he's doing back in Hogwarts ( Read more... )