H1N1 is not Captain Tripps. It's nasty and vile and will put you on your ass for full week. But it is not the end of the world. If you're unlucky enough to get it, sorry, you're a poor bastard. But you will get over it, probably with the help of a judicious amount of codeine ( Read more... )

I may allow pictures next week. Coming from someone more camera shy than sasquatch.

If anyone ever puts a dagger in your heart, there's always poison and it will last a lifetime.

No matter what else happens in my life, I am the luckiest man alive. Yeah, I know, Devin, you'll dispute. We should get together some time and get into a pissing contest about it. Will make the ladies all sorts of happy.

...I return to godhood with a pool cue, about 5 years later than I wanted.

You may all bow down and pray, now.

When giants no longer roam the earth, are we still not just midgets?

Okay, that's it, two heroes down, one retiring, one gone. I'm off to grieve for a bit...

... and pretty much any female on my friends list is excluded, but I really, really hate women right now. Fuck all the petty, bullshit, chickshit that makes you feel entitled to talk fuckall about someone behind their backs. Yes, I know specifically what I'm addressing, and I'm generalizing, but fuck you all ( Read more... )

too late.

I'm everyone's big brother

he breaks her, i will break him.

no discussion necessary.