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[luriel]

 
Luriel's Acceptance Speech for the Lead Self-Possessed Scientologist Oscar:

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly act! I feel so coked-up! And this statue - it's so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to read in the tabloids that even in my wildest fits of self-loathing, I never would have made daddy promise that

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[crushablepink]

i stole this.

[luriel]

it's way to funny not to, i stole it from one of my friends as well.

[rainygirl]

Natalie was reading hers to me... and she accidentally said, "I feel so cocked-up." I died laughing.

[luriel]

hahaha!Being cocked up isn't suck a bad thing I guess.:)