Luriel's Acceptance Speech for the Lead Self-Possessed Scientologist Oscar:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly act! I feel so coked-up! And this statue - it's so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to read in the tabloids that even in my wildest fits of self-loathing, I never would have made daddy promise that
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