Black Friday

[lurrey]

I got up at 6:30 this morning and spent 8 hours spraying eau de toilette on small paper cards. Apparently, customers at Bath and Body Works are incapable of performing this complex technical procedure for themselves. Finally!! A chance to put my degree in British literature to good use! Unfortunately after constantly spraying little paper cards,

Comments

[enchantedstagey]

Oh lord. It's so true. It's all so true.

These people think that you're the one out to get them if our fragrance has been discontinued. WHY CAN'T YOU REPRODUCE SOME RIGHT NOW?! What do you MEAN, "I can't piss Pearberry"?!

That's it. I demand to speak to a manager.

(Haha. I almost typed "manger." If I spoke to one of those, I'm not sure I'd get much of a response.)

[lurrey]

Yeah, but I bet you could get the manger to buy some bethleham lotion.

[pennilaney]

Um....that was one of the most hilarious things I've read in quite some time. And it perfectly captures retail life. It's kinda like when people bring their vodka soaked computers into the store and are justifibly angry that I left my magic computer-fixing wand at home that day.