. . .in which we learn that hamsters do not like car rides. or fire alarms.

Welcome to my somewhat belated and somewhat long graduation entry.

First of all mad props to JMU for sucking. You've never let me down. First, they lost my graduation application and then felt like the day before graduation would be a good time to apprise me of this.  Not only the main office, but also the English department lost my graduation ( Read more... )

let's see ( Read more... )

Joe: Laurie, is this the last thing you have to do before you graduate?
Me: Yes. Last thing ever. Ever ever.
Joe: That has never been so apparent in any student ever as it was in your face just now.
Joe: You are looking at me like, "Just hand out that shit so I can get the hell out."

I'll tell you what I won't miss....

Prof: The exam will be entirely on Christian scripture.
Girl: So will we have to know stuff from the New Testament?

I knew there weren't going to be any tacos.
I knew that the groups would be somewhat large.
And when I walked into the room to find "Tips for Large Groups" taped to the door, that should have been a sign.
And when Vanessa said, "Umm we need to talk..." that should have been a sign.

But seriously. A ropes course with 27 first graders?

Yes, I happen to ( Read more... )

Y'all is a contraction for the words you and all.
Therefore the apostrophe goes between the y and the all.
Do you contract do and not into do'nt?
No. No, you don't.

Thank you. That is all.

Can you imagine a sweeter compliment than someone saying "I dreamed you were a poem. A poem I wanted to show someone ( Read more... )

First, let me apologize on behalf of my makeup. I do not know how that glitter got into everything...and I do mean everything....but I looked like I got bitch-slapped  by Glinda the Good Witch. And any lipgloss that says "shiny-licious" on it, well, that can't be right.

Yeah. You know I'm feeling good when I've got "bitch-slapped" in the first line ( Read more... )

The JMU College Republicans are hosting an Animal Rights Barbeque.