Here are the directions on my shampoo: Massage into wet hair and indulge in the luxurious lather. Savor the intoxicating fragrance. Rinse when ready.

Is my shampoo trying to take advantage of me? It's got rose hips. .

It's because he has a movie out on DVD and one in theatres....

Me: Sometimes I think I know Clive Owen
Me: I don't
Me: But I kinda wish I did
Nat: Why's that?
Me: I'm watching him on TV right now, and I gotta say, I really convince myself that he and I are pals
Nat: lol
Me: Maybe it's because he's English
Nat: Yeah, you know everyone in England right?
Me: I ( Read more... )

Courtney: I woke up this morning and couldn't remember if you were supposed to wear green on St Patrick's Day or April Fools Day

What I should have done on St Patrick's Day: Take some sudafed, drink lots of water, get plenty of rest, and allow my immune system to recover.
What I actually did on St Patrick's Day: Put on approximately 17 coats of ( Read more... )

I don't know why I even bother having dreams. They just get pummeled into a pulp and take my heart along with them. Even when they seem to come true, it's just so they can disappoint me even more later.

Example:

Samantha: It's James Madison Day. And you know what that means. . .
Me: They play the fight song over and over?
Samantha: Free cake!
Me: Oh ( Read more... )

Natalie left the following comment on my myspace: Go find some people and make me some movies.

So now for all those who've constantly asked themselves: hey, what does camp look like without any leaves?
For those who lie awake everynight thinking: golly, how DO you make an authentic native American drum?
For anyone who's ever wondered how long I could ( Read more... )

Sunshineeeeeeee on my shoulderssssssssssss makes me happpyyyyyyyyy.....
Especially when it's because I've been working at camp....

Bill: So Laurie Raines, what is it you do here?
Me: Whatever I'm told needs to be done.
Bill: Ha ha. That seems to be everyone one here's job description
Bill: But seriously, what do you do?
Me: I was being serious.

The ( Read more... )

Is anybody else ridiculously excited that Gingersnap is coming back to camp this summer?
And I don't know about you, but I'm equally psyched that Meagan is coming to England to be my flatmate even though she thinks that she's not, but really she is.

Yes, today my long time partner in crime and I, along with special guest star Meagan, did venture to ( Read more... )

Alacia: Laurie, don't you dare get Justine arrested
Me: I'm not gonna get Justine arrested
Me: Well, probably not
Alacia: I'm serious, I'm not gonna bail you out
Me: What about Meagan and Jon? What if they get arrested?
Alacia: They don't work here anymore.
Alacia: Justine is a nice girl
Me: No, she used to be a nice girl, now she's friends with us.
*pause ( Read more... )

IT'S A GIRL!!!!!!!!!
Again.

I'm a grandbig.
I. Am. A. Grandbig.

My little twig of a family is growing into a nice healthy branch.

When you get right down to it, it's all Neil's fault.
I know what you're thinking, things usually are.
Unless of course you're Neil, in which case you're more likely thinking, what?
But here's the skinny. Several weeks ago, nay, I dare even to say months, a whim overtook me and I purchased a mango on sale for $.68 at Wal-Mart. Usually I am wary of ( Read more... )