anya: hey children of the darker hair! shut the fuck up!!
alison: hey half your hair is darker, you fucking jew. fucking J-O-O!!

matt: my feet were frozen but my ass was sweaty.

Josh had 4 40s ( Read more... )

this morning [just now] i woke up with
a really bad hangover. my aim away
message is “too drunk to chat9.” i don’t
remember much of anything.

the worst part is i drove my girlfriends
car last night [while i was still sober]
and now, i haven’t the faintest idea where
it is.

lets hope i remember!

hahaha.

this is old, but i was reading
old entries and realized i forgot
to post this in here:

mid conversation drunken banter
with joshiewill: what a stupid douche bag ( Read more... )

voicemail from exboyfriend left way after i fell asleep last night:

"hi. it's me. i like you more than pregnant ladies like pickled olives. or ice cream and pickles. which do you think is funnier? pretend i said that one."

"Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it." -- unknown wise person

This kid Joey, a friend of some friends, rarely speaks to me unless he's blind drunk. Then he talks to me constantly. But I can understand almost nothing he says when he's drunk.

So we're at the bar Saturday night, and he tries to tell me something ( Read more... )

last night miss abba wrote on my hand...
j ♥'s you.
today i asked her who "j" is...

she misspelled "i"

me texting abby at 4:59 am....
"i can't feel my legs."

p.s. 215 jew whores will destroy any boys ever at battle of the sexes. because we're more masculine than you are feminine!

message from will, icarus_syndrome, left on my voicemail while he was standing five feet away:

Joshie you're a fuckin cuntbag, you stupid Ow! fuck *laughs* you're a fuckin bitch *unintelligable* I hate you mo therfucker *unintelligable* go fuck *unintelligable* bye!

i'm peeing right not but wishing you were sucking my cock.

bwahahahahaha!