All I can find are square pegs. Lots and lots and lots of beautiful square pegs. I don't have anything against square pegs, per se. It's just that I'm looking to fill an octagon hole, and square pegs don't work so well with octagon holes, ya know? I feel a little like I've reverted to childhood and I'm trying to figure out that stupid block ( Read more... )

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The World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No." The girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

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Ms. Vegas has arrived safely "home." Sorry she didn't write yesterday, but it was a day from hell. It's amazing what can happen in the three days one's gone from their "normal life."

I hate you.

I thought that this week was never going to end. I woke up Monday morning and knew that the more I pushed it to be Thursday, the more it would resist. There have been some nice little hangups along the way - but I've gotten over (or around or through) them with relative ease, and here it is Thursday. Thursday afternoon and I'm but 4 hours away ( Read more... )

Things have just been a little more than nuts for me recently. Last week started the mayhem and it continued until this morning. Last Tuesday (the 27th) my first graduate paper was due in that horrible NonProfit class that I just can't stand because the woman who's teaching is more than off her rocker and on a power trip. Anyway, I got it done ( Read more... )

I felt REALLY HORRIBLE last night. When I got home at about 8.45 I took a bath and got ready for bed. In the process of taking my contacts out I gave my right eye a hickey b/c my contact was kind of adhered to my eye. Has anyone else ever done this? I'm kind of disturbed.

First Name: Amelia (given), Molly (prefered ( Read more... )