Can a sprinkler and a parade horse ever find common ground? Can two fundamentally different entities find a way to meet on common ground? I've never really encountered a situation where I've known someone whose world is formatted in such a manner that the only way I can deal with it is to visualize what it might be like. I'm amazed that I am ( Read more... )

But this one makes me laugh harder. What does it know that I don't?

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start using a condom.

Get your resolution here

HAPPY NEW YEAR CRAZIES ( Read more... )

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I have a very wise, lovely friend who's turned me on to some new and wonderful things. First and foremost, at present, is Marianne Williamson's A Return to Love. He's spoken so highly of the message that I finally got it - it was the right time and I need to read it, so I went out and bought it. I cannot believe what's happening in my head and ( Read more... )

Why don't you let go? Move on with your life? It's not about what happened in the past or what you think might happen in the future... It's about the ride for Christ's sake. There's no point in going through all this crap if you're not going to enjoy the ride. And you know what? When you least expect it something great might come along. ( Read more... )

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal ( Read more... )

under the weight of your wings ( Read more... )

"Oh sad."
"Jesus H."
"Rude."
"Oh Chicken."
"It's SherBET, Bitch."

Precious moments.
Tender moments.
Sweet moments.
Perfect moments.

I-never-knew-something-that-would-have-an-effect-on-me-like-this-would-ever-exist-in-a-million-years" moments.